💻 Welcome to mcbastion.com

A production-grade web server running on a laptop. What could go wrong?

ONLINE (for now)

📡 Live Server Diagnostics

HardwareA laptop, probably on a couch

Connectionchecking...

Your time here...

You've been here0s

Laptop batteryunknown (good luck)

Lid statusDO NOT CLOSE

✅ Things That Are Working

DNS (somehow)
Dynamic DNS chasing a changing IP address
Port forwarding on the router
HTTPS with a real certificate. Fancy!
Bots finding this site within minutes of launch

⚠️ Known Risks

Laptop goes to sleep and the whole site vanishes
Windows Update restarts everything at the worst time
Someone trips over the power cable
The ISP changes my IP and the DDNS is late to the party
I forget this is running

🎲 Why Is The Site Down?

Pre-generated excuses for when you come back and it's offline: